I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

In case you are on the search of a very nasty lady who could handle roughness and wildness in bed, I suggest that you stop looking already. I'm going to volunteer myself to you without waiting for anything in return.

The only thing my mind is good at is creating naughty fantasies that can either be too mainstream or too fucked up. I'm not sure if I am just a horny slut craving some dick, or if there's something wrong in my head. Can you handle that kind of crazin...

Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.