Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

I have a tickle behind my lugholes. That is why if you whisper soft words into, I will love it because it will make my body shiver. Just searching for that man who is a sweet talker. Makes me wet myself, and that simply turns me on.

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.

I previously thought that the phrase, "dying from boredom", is complete bullocks. However, now that I have nothing to do, I feel like I am dying each passing day. I am looking for someone to bring back the fun and excitement in my life. It would be g...

When it gets hard, that's the time I miss strong arms protecting me. When it gets dark, that's the time I miss hot lips on making my skin warm. When it gets hot, that's the time I wish a man would come and rip my clothes apart. When it gets ...