I've been wondering if blokes like to use sex toys as much as women do. I have a chest full of delightful accessories that I want to try out on myself and on a partner. I'm seeking a willing volunteer who would love to venture with me.

I live in a small flat with my pretty bunny as my only companion. It's nice to feel free in my own space and not get judged if I watch porn in the living room loudly. What would make it better is a bloke who loves bunnies and shagging like one too.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Laid-back and casual is the vibe I go for. Feeling comfortable is priority, in clothing and in relationships-- even the short term ones that are filled carnal desires. Leave me a message and let's see how comfortable we could get.

I can't wait any longer for the pefect type of man that I've carved in my brain for too long. I'm older now. As the day goes by, it's becoming more impossible to hold on to my lust. Will you help me ease my desire to keep my sanity?

Spotting a man in uniform, even if it's just pretending, makes me randy on another level. Maybe all gals have had the wet dreams of making a dignified gent to fall onto his knees. Or maybe that's just me.