Now that I've thought about it, things in my life are not fine and dandy. Most especially now that I've been deprived of sex for about three months now. I'm sure that I won't be happy and well until I get my pussy pounded by a lad's dangly bits.

I prefer coffee over tea when it comes to mornings. I like it strong like how I like the verile men who fucks with deep long strokes. I want to be fully awake but also pleasured like I am the only woman in the world.

People know me as a young lady who is very determined in life. I make sure to do everything that I can just to get what I want. So, if I tell you that I want your cock, I am sure as hell that I am going to get it no matter what.

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

If you can only see what's on my mind, you would probably say that I am a very slutty lady who does not know anything else other than to have a leg over. Well, that's true. My mind is full of sex and other manky stuff. And if you're just like me, you...