Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

The only job that I want to do is to give your hard cock a blow job. I'll even leave you breathless because of my bomb personality. I am a lass of many talents, you won't regret a thing-- I'll make sure of that.

Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

I'm a woman who relishes taking care of her man, serious about being in a relationship, passionate, mature and very nurturing. I'm pretty sure that I could undoubtedly pass as every man's ideal woman.

Love is all about taking care of each other. My life is already busy as is. I don't have the time or energy to take care of another person. As such, I am not here for love. I just want to have a bloke who can chat with me when I am bored. Let us have...