Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

I do the typical things that you do. I eat breakfast, go to work then I come home in the evening, prepare dinner, watch telly for a few minutes, and sleep. My life is mundane, and I'm not going to allow myself to have this kind of life forever. Ready...

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

I love a good superhero movie. All the fight scenes, action, awesome effects, and exciting plotlines just keep me glued to my seat. The dishy lads aren't bad either. I'm particularly drawn to the tight costumes that show off their decadent arse.

I broke someone's heart a couple years ago I wasn't ready. I had so many dreams I had to pursue at the time. This time, I might do it again - hurting a lad's feelings, so if you're not here for fun, look away. But if you're thrilled by it, send me a ...

I am a heavy drinker. I am usually over the eight most days of the week. But the good thing is that I can still function well at work. That took years of practice though. I’m looking for a mate who is more than willing to stay up all night with me,...