A good smut is always the best way to get my knickers wet. Thinking about what if what I'm reading would happen to me. What if a fit lad walks into my bedroom door and asks me if he can have his way with me, to become the mistress he wants to please ...

I've recently started my own company, which explains why I've been so fucking stressed and tensed. I always take care of my needs but lately I'm craving to hear raspy moans against my ear as they pound into my tight wet quim. That will surely loosen ...

Cover my skin with kisses. Sigh against it with raspy moans as I let my hands wander all over your body. Let me show you just how experienced I am at making a man fall apart. Slide into me like you've never had a woman before me.

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

Not to brag, but my irresistible beauty has captivated the hearts of kings and barbarians. These men have ravaged me when I was out in the wilderness, for I love hiking in the mountains at noon. It's hitting two birds in one stone.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.