Here's a thing or two about me! I possess secrets that I only prefer to concede to the right person. I'm mysterious and calm, yet hold wild imaginations and quite naughty, soon-to-be-revealed sexual daydreams.

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

This lass loves trying new restaurants, I love trying new food also love to try EVERYTHING on the menu, and the same can be said with sex!! I hate to feel I'm missing out on something delicious.

I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Right now, all I can say is that I am on a sticky wicket. I am torn between becoming a nice person and becoming an even naughtier and dirtier one. Is there someone here who can help me decide? Message me!