Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I've been feeling sad and lonely for about two weeks now because my ex-boyfriend dumped me over text. Yes, my former partner is as thick as mince because he had the guts to dump a lass like me. And just a while ago, I realized that I already need to ...

I'm a classy woman who loves herself and the people around her. She treats everyone well and is not impolite to strangers. I read all the time, and I enjoy TED talks. But when boredom creeps in, I go to a pub to have a sip of wine.

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

I wish I could control myself from having lots of wild thoughts when I see a man. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so bloody thirsty every time. Is there someone who can quench my thirst here or should I search somewhere?

Before I tell you about myself, you should answer a very important question. Would it fit me to wear a thong or panties? Or should I wear nothing at all when I'm in the house? Make me smile with your answer. This can be the start, honey.