I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

I've been in the dating game for quite some time now, but things don't seem to work out as I thought they would. I've decided it would be best if I take a break and take everything slow. For now, I just want to a chat with a charming man while lying ...

My closest friends always praised me for my looks, saying that I am hot and irresistible. I’m really hesitant into believing them because they are friends and I’m just thinking maybe they’re just saying to boost my ego. I’d prefer it if such ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...