A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

I am taking this as the last chance to find a gent to spend the remainder of my life with. Nothing serious, I'm not looking to get married anymore-- that dream went out the window years ago. Just casual fun and maybe share intimate thoughts.

All I want is a man who can fuck me so hard that I won't be able to walk straight for a few days. It's been a while since my pussy experienced what it's like to be stretched out beyond recognition. If only there's a lad out there willing to fuck this...

I am looking for a lad who is always hungry because I love to cook. I live in the kitchen these days trying out new recipes. I badly need someone who can taste the food I prepare and give me honest criticisms. Do that, and I might let you have a tast...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I picked up the habit of smoking at a pretty young age. I have tried quitting a few times but when I get stressed out, I have to light one. Though I also found out that a great way to make the stress go away is to fuck a willing bloke.