I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Most men go straight into sticking their dick into their woman's pussy without even trying to make her wet. I don't want to be with a man like that. If you want to enjoy my coochie, then you should be capable of making me aroused and wet. The best wa...

Listening to music while snogging and shagging. There should always be a background music if there's a man in my home so we won't wake our neighbours from their deep sleep. But if I had a choice, I wouldn't do it. I want to tell everyone that someone...

I'm thankful because of three things: - I have big, pinkish thrupney bits, you should see it. - I'm pervy and always on the pull. I can't control my fanny. - I get off with someone from time to time. Yes, because I'm always pervy.

I do cardio exercise, zumba, and yoga. I've met a lot of people who became my friends. It's unbelievable. 20 years from now, I might still see myself dancing with the rhythm at full throttle. Though it won't be just me.

I have sizable baps, which is why I am baffled when blokes ignore it during sex. I want my hard nipples to be sucked and played with their tongue. Be bit hard and tweaked, use both hands to pleasure me. One on my tit that's not occupied by their mout...