The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

I am looking for someone who may compliment my outgoing personality. I love doing outdoor activities and extreme sports. I also enjoy a bit of camping whenever I have a lot of free time. I am a bit exhibitionist, so public sex is also an activity I e...

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I only eat fish, vegetable and fruit. Animal cruelty is now a problem in the world, and I don't want to be a burden to environmentalist. I don't hate meat, but I don't eat it. There's only one type of meat I can't say no to. Message me if you want to...