Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

I am the type of lady who does not fall in love easily. It will take months, if not years, to make me fall for you. Because of that, I am not looking for impatient lads. Instead, who I prefer to find are the lads that are patient and understanding.

I am done with getting my heart broken by sodding pricks. No more serious commitments for me, time for me to play around with as many blokes as I can. Mindless fucking and fulfilling my needs is the priority now.

Wicked sense of humour and love to pull a few pranks along the way. I'm seeking a bloke who is not a bore, energetic and loud to match my own big personality. I speak my mind yet know when to behave and accept my blunders.

I am not the one you're looking for because I am way beyond your standards. I know this may sound like I am boasting, but I am just stating some facts here. If you are curious what made me say such things, then don't hesitate to send me a message.

I grew up in the countryside so my knowledge about what's happening in the big cities is limited. I've just been here for a few weeks now and I am very keen to explore. Not just places but also the people I could meet! If you're up for this adventure...