It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.

I'm like an old soul trapped inside a young dame's body. I fancy vintage cars, old melody, Marilyn Monroe's sense of fashion and when it comes to sex, I'd prefer the old-school position, also known as the ''missionary position."

A lady who loves to read books while camping out in the woods. There's something about being outdoors that makes reading a lot more exciting. I can focus better when I read in nature. I know it may sound a bit weird, but that's who I am.

I find beauty in places that are less visited by people. I see beauty in everything from the moment I wake up. I'm delighted to be alive and to be surrounded by people I love and who love me. Every day is special.

Here's my way of describing myself. I'm the droll, sarcastic dame whose lips you want to smother up with a good round of torrid and passionate smooches. I'm striking, adventurous, frank, and possess a dazzling simper.

"There were nights when the wind was so cold." "There were days when the sun was so cruel." But... "There were moments of gold and there were flashes of light." Life's like that. Trying to achieve the latter now, but I need a partner.