Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Almost all of my closest friends are either engaged or married already. And then there's me who is still afraid of falling in love and being committed to one lad. With that, I don't plan on falling in love soon. Instead, I plan on finding someone who...

Some ladies are only here for fun while others are seeking something more serious such as relationships. And to tell you frankly, I am one of those ladies who only came here for fun and nothing else. So, if there's a lad here who's interested in lett...

If you'd like to have my panties on the floor before you can say knife, I suggest that you tell me right away how hard and erected your cock is. Once you do that, I'll be very horny to the point that I'll get undressed as fast as I can.

"My sexual fantasies: 1. A vanilla sex with a blindfold and handcuffs plus dirty talking. 2. A perfect oral sex where a man sucks all of my hot milk. 3. A man teasing me with a sex toy. 4. A doggystyle, the duo, g-whiz What are your sexual fa...

Smutty novels don't get me randy the way they used to in my youth. I turned to watching porn and exchanging naughty messages with dishy lads half my age is what gets me hot and bothered these days. Reading wild escapades and their dirtiest fantasies ...