In my opinion, the most difficult place to shag would be in a museum. I've been going to them for years and often wonder how quiet you'd have to be to not be heard when getting fucked. I'm a bit old, so I don't really care much about being loud thoug...

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

Taking time out at the end of the day to get the tension out of my body and satisfy my aching quim is the part I always look forward to. Through the years I have figured out the perfect way to have me creaming my knickers in no time. Would you like t...

At the age I'm in, I shouldn't be afraid of the dark but I still sleep with my fairy lights on. The only times I slept in total darkness was when a fit lad shagged me so good that I passed out after creaming all over his cock. A favourable solution t...