A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

I'm only human who has millions of sexual fantasies. This makes me frustrated because I've only accomplished hundreds of them in a year. I'm falling apart thinking that I'll never achieve them before I get old. If there's a samaritan out there who ca...

All my hope is in sex. Yesterday's gone. Today is the present. Yet what my soul says won't change: my hope is in sex and will always be. To be sprinkled with cum and to be fucked hard are irreplaceable.

There are a lot of things that I want to write here but I guess I'll just stick to the basics. So, I am funny, sociable, and adventurous. I don't mind doing risky things for as long as I will be chuffed after doing it. If you're like me, then maybe y...

Never ever judge a book by its cover. I am looking for a bloke who will never focus on my physical appearance but on what he can experience and get while he is with me. If you are interested, send me a message in a tick and let’s get to know one an...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.