I'm a simple lady with simple needs, just give me a good thorough shagging and I would be set for the day. But there are times that I would like to be pinned down on various surfaces and pounded until my brain stops functioning. Don't mind the age, I...

If I were to be shagged against the window, what are the chances of me getting caught? I would be starkers of course, it would be no fun if I had knickers on. Plus I kept myself fit all these years, I'm curvy in all the right places-- I am very proud...

The easiest thing to satisfy these cravings of mine is to be very naughty with me. Be flirty. Be dirty. Much better if you have secrets anything related to sex you're ready to spill. Don't forget to make me laugh as well. That's the best antidote to ...

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

If there is one thing you can say about yourself that will surely take my interest, what will it be? Say the right words, and we might skip all the unnecessary talk. I do apologize now if you don't receive anything from me. I only reply to the messag...

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...