My humour is starting to become as dry as my cunt. It's been a long time since I fucked a man who can make me laugh. I know that these two things may appear to be worlds apart from each other. However, happiness and satisfaction come hand-in-hand. I ...

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

Want to know me better? That's good news because I'd also like to find out more about a bloke who looks at my profile. Let's play a naughty game. Would you rather have a one night stand with an attractive lass or with a lass who's really good in bed?

I am an outspoken lady who loves to keep things simple and avoid all the complicated stuff as much as I can. I am not here for anything serious like love or whatnots. I only want to have a reliable man who can lend me his cock when I'm feeling down.

The type of man that tickles my senses is like Sherlock in the British crime television series; someone who's mysterious and smart, except his being high-functioning sociopath personality because I'm not interested to be with a cold-hearted bloke.

I know that I am old but I hope that I'm not yet old enough for this kind of place. Anyway, I only came here to find someone who can make me feel genuine bliss under the sheets. I desire someone who can make me cum before I can say knife.