Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I need someone who knows how to lick my baps and fanny as if they are ice cream. So, if there's a bloke here who is confident about his tongue skills, I need to know who you are as soon as possible so DM me!!!

My collection doesn't include fine China nor knick-knacks, oh no, I am at that age but those don't appeal to me. What does are dildos. Various lengths, thickness, colours, and more, they fascinate me as well as I love the experience I get when trying...

I am here most of the time because I have nothing better to do. It's difficult being a caring lady that has no one to take care of. I am looking for someone who can entertain me when I am bored. I may even treat you well, depending on how much satisf...

Finding a casual affair. Nothing serious nor any kind of string attached. Someone that'll show me that I'm still desirable despite the years that piled on, I want to be ravished and fucked hard. I'm no fragile lady that you need to be careful with.