I don't think it's a waste of time to spend the day in bed, especially when there's a randy bloke in it too. I may be out of practice when it comes to flirting but I am always confident in how I shag my men. Don't let the exterior fool you, my pussy ...

My friends say that I look better in tight jeans because it shows my curves while strangers I've met in pubs and coffee shops told me that I should wear skirt more often. They say my legs are my real assets.

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

Late at night, when I have trouble sleeping, I would often pass time by seeing how many times I can orgasm until I pass out. I am always suprised by how my stamina is still the same as it was when I was in my 20's.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

Love is like the stairs. It has so many levels. You have to go through so many steps before you learn what real love is. While love is as sweet as honey, I wouldn't dare tread on it. All I'm after is unforgettable sex.