To someone who's looking at my profile, hi. I just want to tell you that if you have questions in your mind you want to ask me, don't hesitate to send me a message, I'll answer them as soon as I get my hands on my phone.

Teaching kids is my day profession so everything needs to be always prim and proper. But when the schooling ends, I want the parties to start. I can't finish a day without having a drink and finding someone to shag! It's like the schlong is my vitami...

I'm a shy and virtuous lady by day and a naughty and whimsical chick by night. I always surprise my friends with how I can transform from someone too timid and introvert, into someone so spontaneous and gregarious.

I am still confused about who I truly want to look for in here. But one thing's for sure, I am horny and I want to find someone who can fulfill my cravings and fantasies. If you think you are the one I'm looking for, don't waste another minute and me...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.