I am here looking for a man who has a great sense of humour and a naughty mind. It would be great if someone can just magically appear here because I am not the kind of lass who will message each and every guy that I find interesting.

I hope your day is as fine as my body. I know that my appearance is way past its peak, but I assure you that my body is still something you don't want to miss out on. Send me a message, and I'll tell you exactly what this body can do for you.

Though it may not look like it, I don't smoke fags. I believe that doing so is unhealthy and will only cause harm to my body. And because of that, I would just rather put a cock in my mouth instead of an unhealthy stick of cigarette.

I taste like honey that gives men forever joy once their demanding lips touch me. I have fresh, sweet scent waiting to be savored by a gent. Through my natural sugary flavor, a man is sure to walk on air after having me.

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...