Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Make me submit to you. Tell me what you want and punish me if I did not do a good job. Discipline me when I have the cheek to talk back. Fuck my sopping quim who's only use is to pleasure you. I want to be your pretty little pet.

As a needy and extremely naughty lady, of course, I want to find a bloke who can satisfy all my needs including the sexual ones. I also want to find the kind of bloke who can ride on with the naughty thoughts in my head.

Wild, switched on, creative bint! That is what they often say about me. I enjoy extreme sports and arts. I hae my art studio where all my idea and passion unfolds. I'll show em to thou soon. Let's hae coffee w/ donuts first, just around the block.

Laughter is the best medicine, so I always give blokes a daily dose of my sweet laughter. It's natural for me to laugh and to snicker a bit when a bloke does something goofy. Silly things and sarcasm make everything funny.

I've had wet dreams for so many nights. They are so vivid, I can remember every detail. Is this the effect of not having sex for too long? Every time wild dreams visit me, my urge to have sex gets stronger.