I miss those days - climbing trees, hiking, waking up early to see the rising of the sun and the sea of clouds. I'd surely go hiking again in the future. I might try going to Mt. Everest or in Mt. Elbrus.

I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

This maybe an overstatement, but I forget my name when a lad pulls my hair while grinding inside me. Some men are afraid of going overboard because they think that every woman is the same. The thing is I'm not every woman.

Are you looking for something that can spice up your boring life? If so, maybe I can help you out. I can make your dull life more enjoyable. Let's use my naughty imagination and kinky desires to add passion to your dying sex life. Do you want that? I...

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.