Whatever happened to chivalry? As a young lass who was brought up by my loving parents, I'm willing to have a friends with benefits relationship with gents who genuinely love opening doors for women like me.

Nothing beats a good cocktail before midmorning, not so much that it would get me plastered. Just a nip and I'd be good for the day, a woman like me should be poised at all times. In the bedroom is where I let loose and let my desires take over.

If you are wondering what an old lady is doing here, then let me tell you up straight. Despite my age, I still have needs that can only be provided by a lad with a big and hard cock. Stop questioning my motives, and just fuck my horny body already.

If you are one of the guys who can't wait to have a taste of what my hot body has to offer, then let me warn you now. My pussy will cost you more than a wink, more than a drink, and more than what you think.

I am the exact opposite of smart-ass, inconsiderate and miss know-it-all bitch who is only useful for flaunting her thighs and leaving disturbing impressions the crowd with her big yet artificial boobies.

I forgot what it feels like to spend cold nights wrapped around a warm body. It's been years since I have been pleased the way I crave to be. I've kept myself entertained in various ways, using my hands and toys, but nothing compares to the thrill sk...