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I have a weird preference. I prefer sexting over having sex. Don't think I've gone mad. The reason I love sexting is it's more fun. There's mystery in it. The fact that I don't know who I'm talking to even if he sends dozens of his pictures adds myst...

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

If you are interested in a woman who can make you laugh through simple jokes and at the same time, who can make your dangly bits hard through simple and slight touches, I'm confident to say that I'm perfect for you.

For a moment, I thought I'm ready to fall in love with someone and to be committed. But as soon as I realized how difficult it is to be in a relationship, I immediately forget about that thought. With that, I don't want someone to love, instead, I wa...