Let me experience the best time of my life, and I will do my best to make you feel like you are the happiest and luckiest bloke on the planet. I am confident that my skills are more than enough to do that. How about you? Do you have what it takes to ...

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

I'm just a laid back gal who enjoys spending time on my couch. Reading, eating, watching. That's pretty much me. It would be lovely to have someone else to do all these with me. Maybe we can even shag afterwards. If you think this is something you wo...