Making breakfast has always brought a smile on my face. For years and years, it has brought mr constant comfort. I wonder how lads would like their brekky in the mornings. Would they like scrambled eggs, served in bed, or would they rather I attend t...

This old hag is looking for a fine lad who can show her how the young ones these days have fun. I am not sure what the big boys are into these days, so it would be great if there is someone who can show me the ropes and teach me.

My baps are still my best features after all these years, perky and sizable. They're also sensitive, which is why I love it when a bloke licks it up and playfully nibbles on my nips. Using their hands to grope my arse is a marvelous option too.

I should share what I love the most about sex. To be honest, there's only one I'm fond of. It is an out of this world kind of sex. I'd definitely enjoy it through reverse wheelbarrow, the shoulder stand, and doggy style. The one I'm talking about is ...

Been single for as long as I can remember. I have been in a few long term relationships but sadly they didn't last the way I expected them to. I do hope it's not too late to try and find a partner in life again.

Whether you're a cabbie or a coppa, I wouldn't mind. Status in life doesn't at all define a person. You can send me a message anytime, and let's have a wonderful conversation topped with peppers. That makes me hot!