Two skills I want to learn: Calligraphy and candle making Two things I wish I didn't know: Drinking and smoking Two things that piss me off: Unsatisfying Sex and unreal orgasm Now, tell me it's your turn.

Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

It would be nice to have a lad who can take care of me now that I am too old to even look out for myself. I don't need much caring, so you don't need to worry. All I want is a nice bloke who can make me experience the pleasure and satisfaction I dese...

A very naughty lady who couldn't get enough of just one lad. I know that I may sound greedy with this but I really prefer having two or maybe three lads on my side. Yes, I am not a stick-to-one lady and if you're fine with that, let me know.

Here's my way of describing myself. I'm the droll, sarcastic dame whose lips you want to smother up with a good round of torrid and passionate smooches. I'm striking, adventurous, frank, and possess a dazzling simper.

This may sound a bit sad, but I am still looking for my knight in shining armour who can save me from this boring life. I know that I am a bit too old to believe that fairy tales happen in real life, but there's no harm in believing that a man who wi...