"A knight in shining armour doesn't exist, do they? If they did, a lass like me wouldn't be here scrolling lots of men's profiles. I don't believe in happy endings either. They're just for movies or fairytales. You may think I'm mad or you may th...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Voluptuous, supple arse, and tits that would look delicious getting fucked by a throbbing dick. My age is no problem, I can make a lad moan and ravish me like it was his mission in life. I also give as good as I get and always look forward to watchin...

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

I'm a fan of raves and knees-up, so I love Fridays. I normally have such a busy week, and happy Fridays help me be full of beans again for some pub hopping. Though I stop myself from drinking too much to avoid being arse over tit, especially if a dis...

My enthusiasm for superheroes made me the woman that I am today. Physically fit, psychologically salutary, not into drugs and pretty determined when it comes to revealing my passionate escapes. That's what I am and will always be.