These beautiful fingers I have are so playful they move without me telling them to. They are beautiful ninjas who find their prey without a hitch. This is the advantage that I have over other lasses. My fingers don't let precious moments pass.

Whether you're a cabbie or a coppa, I wouldn't mind. Status in life doesn't at all define a person. You can send me a message anytime, and let's have a wonderful conversation topped with peppers. That makes me hot!

The best thing about me is my saggy tits. I know that some may find it a turn off, but I am sure there are still a handful of lads who are into old lady's breasts. I assure you will not be disappointed in them.

Going benders during the weekend has been a norm during my years in uni. I would always end up snogging a fine gent in the bathroom of the pub. If they're good at it, I would take them to my flat and shag their brains out. What I would give to get to...

I'm not here to talk about my problems. We all go through tough times, and I have no intention to be an additional burden. I'm here to have fun, to learn about your culture, most especially about you.

I have no shame. If there's a delicious treat before me, I grab it as fast as I can. While doing so, my hands wander around that yummy delicacy to discover its texture and the way my lips should take it.