Nothing's better than a full massage and an intimate sex afterwards. As a woman with strong libido, I have sex 3-4x times in a day. You can imagine my frustration when I feel empty because strong hands are not all over my delectable body.

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Getting along well with people is what I'm known for. I'm a natural outgoing person who's not afraid to be among the crowd. I love it when I talk to strangers who have opposing views or to people who have the same hobbies.

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

"A knight in shining armour doesn't exist, do they? If they did, a lass like me wouldn't be here scrolling lots of men's profiles. I don't believe in happy endings either. They're just for movies or fairytales. You may think I'm mad or you may th...