What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Fewer and fewer men are interested in committed relationships. I can’t really blame them. Who wants to be tied down when the world is filled with pretty girls like me who also refused to be with one man? I’d rather have naughty conversations diff...

My red heels has been a staple, pulled lots of gents while wearing them back in the days. Now I pair them with lacy lingerie when I spend a night shagging dishy lads who don't mind being with a lady like me. I'm quite fond of how their jaws fall open...

Soldiers have my respect. They fight for the country with fierceness without knowing what's to come for them. This thought makes me want to share my voluptuous body with them. Making out with them would surely be a heavenly experience.

The only thing my mind is good at is creating naughty fantasies that can either be too mainstream or too fucked up. I'm not sure if I am just a horny slut craving some dick, or if there's something wrong in my head. Can you handle that kind of crazin...