Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.

I'm not fond of tea-- I know, it's a crime, but I prefer coffee. It gives me the kick I need to start the day, especially when I started my working career fresh out of uni. I also like my men like how I like my coffee, dark and deep. It doesn't hurt ...

Some of my mates warm me about how I live my life. I tend to be carefree and trusting. I think that's why they are so worried about me. I am quite gullible and easy to trick. I hope to find someone who will not take advantage of this weakness of mine...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.