Don't be mad when women make themselves beautiful because what we're doing is for you blokes. We want to look presentable and to have that poise even in bed. And just to remind you, I'm one of those millions of women who care about herself. That's wh...

I am looking for a man who still smells nice after a long day. Someone who will not stink even after not taking a bath the whole day. Is there a lad like that here? I hope I am not asking for too much. All I want is someone who smells good.

I am nothing but your average lady with some weird habits of making men cum all over my face. I can't even remember how many times I've received a facial already. Maybe that is the secret of my youthful face.

I will never ask you to love me. I deserve to be loved, and you deserve to be loved too. The thing is I can't reciprocate it which is unfair. I will feel bad about myself and especially for you if that happens. Promise me that you won't make me feel ...

I want to give a bloke a blowjob while they're talking to someone on the phone. Or maybe while they're on a conference call with their boss and I sneak under their desk to give them a good sucking. I want to see how good they are at acting like every...

Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)